Secretary of State for Business Innovations and Skills Vince Cable
With just a cheap Casio calculator was able
To show in George Osborne’s budget the inherent pitfalls
To be honest I wish he’d just kick the posh twat in the balls

Not going to lie, I just like picking on the Tories and Gideon Osborne is an easy target. Not going to lie 2: this one originally contained the c-bomb, in close conjunction to Gideon’s name. Plus, that’s a helluva first line for a poem. Right up there with “Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?” and “There was a young girl from Nantucket”.

Vince Cable