Mark Reckless
Denounced by his party for being feckless
Avoiding Grant Shapps’ call by hiding in his garage
So he could defect to UKIP and join Nigel Farage

This one really revolves around annoying Nigel Farage. If you’re one of the people who pronounces ‘garage’ as ‘garr-idge’ then your brain will want to pronounce ‘Farage’ as ‘Farr-idge’ and that would annoy Nigel Farridge, a lot. Obviously if you pronounce some both of them to end in ‘-ahhhge’, then I’m just some git that overthinks things, but hey, what’s new.

Mark Reckless