Justin Bieber
Whose morals are as questionable as LIBOR
Singer of songs, all perfectly spurious
Last seen emulating “The Fast and the Furious”

I can’t remember why I thought Bieber’s morals were as loose as anything associated with the banking industry; most likely I was just after a LIBOR rhyme, which was in the news at the time. The Fast and the Furious reference comes from the time that the prepubescent pop blunderbuss was stopped for doing 56mph in his Fiat Multipla along the Westway.

Justin Bieber