Thought he was safe because nothing rhymes with ‘orange’
I wonder if he’ll join Tenacious D as singer to replace Jack?
After all, you know what they say – Orange is the new Black.
It’s incredible how I managed to combine excellent topicality (the TV show ‘Orange is the new Black’) with a supreme lack of topicality (Tenacious D, a band who haven’t had a hit since the same week as Showaddywaddy’s first single. Look ‘em up on Wikipedia, kids).
2018 update: this may well be the worst thing I’ve ever written. I’m so proud of it.