Former N-Dubz dancer Dappy
Was never nearly as happy
As when lecturing women on their sexual proclivities
Whilst indulging in exhibitionist activities

The first clerihew I wrote, inspired by a story in the media. As far as this one goes, there are two headlines you need to know about. The first is, “Ofcom receives complaints about Dappy’s sexist comments”. And the second is, “Celebrity Big Brother: Dappy pokes Jasmine with his erect penis”.