Brooks Newmark
Entrapped by the Sunday Mirror in a supposed “news” lark
Thought he was sexting with a twentysomething floozie
As if a twentysomething wouldn’t be more choosy

I look forward to seeing The Sunday Mirror defend this one to our brand new press standards agency. Quite how they can defend what is a clear case of entrapment and call it public interest if, as is being reported, they tried to entrap half a dozen of his colleagues first, I have no idea. They’ve already apologised for stealing photos from the Internet to perpetrate their sting.

Brooks Newmark