Life, the Bucket List, and Everything

I write lots of things, from clerihews and short stories to political rants, and I figured… well actually I figured that no one would be interested in reading them, but screw it, I thought I’d post them anyway seeing as they’re not bothering my imaginary readers by being here.

In the last few years I’ve also started planning, and executing plans on, my bucket list. Some of them are relevant to the content on here, so what the hell, I thought I’d post them anyway!

A tale of two chippies

They were the best of chips, they were the worst of chips, it was the taste of vinegar, it was the taste of tartare, it was the epoch of disbelief at the cost, it was the epoch of incredulity at the taste, it was the seafront of Brighton, it was the hilltops of Yorkshire.